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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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