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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for understanding.
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