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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. Responses will resume after my return. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. I appreciate your patience.
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