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I am away and operating on a delayed-response model. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I plan to follow up when I am back online. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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