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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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