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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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