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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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