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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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