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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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