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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.

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