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I am out of office and regrettably not standing by for follow-up chaos. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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