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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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