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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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