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I am currently out of the office. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thank you for your consideration.
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