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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I will get back to you once I return and can review this properly. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for your consideration.
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