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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will review this once I have returned. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for your consideration.
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