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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am spending leave days nowhere near a laptop charger. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.

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