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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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