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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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