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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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