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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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