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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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