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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your patience is appreciated.
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