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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Many thanks for your patience.
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