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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Your patience is appreciated.
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