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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will review this once I have returned. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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