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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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