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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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