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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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