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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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