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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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