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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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