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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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