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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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