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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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