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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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