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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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