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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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