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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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