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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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