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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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