Professionally ignore people with style.

This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.