Professionally ignore people with style.

Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.