Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away learning n…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may co…
Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am o…
Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual cri…
You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am…
You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Please allow the draft to age before demandi…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away keeping a…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds s…