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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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