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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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