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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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