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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am resting and letting every notification fight for second place. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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