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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.

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