Professionally ignore people with style.

This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.